This just in! In a shocking turn of events, the body of comic strip legend, Ziggy, has been found. Early reports state he was drowned, then decapitated. More news is still coming in from local officials, but a picture was leaked to the internet that is quite disturbing. Parents, you may want to avert your children’s eyes. He will be sorely missed. Dilbert, Marmaduke and the Peanuts gang are all being held for questioning.
Friends of Ziggy had this to say: http://www.gocomics.com/ziggy/
In other news, Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes, admits to heroin addiction, says Hobbes isn’t real. News at ten.