Some diapers are like the Ark of the Covenant. They might melt your face off.
Kids are like treasure. Getting them is fun, but once you have them, the world is full of obstacles you must overcome.
Your own parents pop up to help you out but end up treating you like the child.
Kids are like finding the Holy Grail. They can make you feel immortal or age you incredibly fast. You choose.
Kids will hide anywhere. Nuclear blast or not, you might find them in a refrigerator.
Sometimes you don’t want to believe they’re your child, but in the end, you love them just the same.
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