1. Park it right here. That’s what she said.
Switzerland now has its first drive-in sex establishment. The legal sex operation has been touted as a way to combat violence against Roma gypsies who sell their nu-nu’s for profit. Nine small cabins, what locals are calling “sex boxes,” have been set up in a park. The Happiest Place on Earth comes to mind, but this time you don’t have to worry about being goofy or mini when it comes to getting laid. Swiss conservatives have complained about their tax dollars being used to fund a safer sex trade. What’s wrong with a little drive-in nookie if all participants are consenting adults? When asked for comment, a working girl said, “Would you like fries with that?”
2. Wrap it `for you slap it
It’s like Click It or Ticket, but for your sloppy dolphin. In California, porn stars are outraged. The west coast adult film industry is in the news because they’re petitioning against a law which requires all male performers to wear condoms. Say what? Exactly. Instead of taking the initiative and making their workplace a safer environment for all involved, sexy-time movie creators want to risk their employee’s health and lives to ensure bareback quality fuck-flicks. I liken this to an average film maker asking their actors to jump off a building without a safety net. I don’t know about you guys, but I couldn’t care less if the close-ups in my porn show a cloaked cock or not. If wrapped peen turns you off, then a game of whack-a-mole must not have been all that pressing (for the porn-loving ladies out there, here’s your masturbation metaphor: buffin’ your muffin’. You know, because I wouldn’t want you to feel left out when it comes to my vulgarity). I think this is backward as hell, but I want to know what you think. I’d ask if you even watch porno movies but, well… you know. 😉
Daily Tip: Sex can alleviate headaches. Make love not excuses.
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