Help Bring Back Crystal Clear Pepsi!

This is the most important page you will ever like. Ever. No exaggeration is too large. We need Crystal Pepsi in our mouths and stomachs. Make this happen!

If you do not feel comfortable calling the number below and demanding that Pepsi bring back the greatest beverage of the 20th century, then I suggest you “like” the Facebook page. Even if you don’t like this glistening amalgamation of soda and invisibility, do the rest of us a favor and click that “like” button anyway.

Do not pass up what could very well be the most epic mouse click you’ve ever participated in.

My name is Edward Lorn and I approve this message.

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